After a long, rough winter Christine and I were pale--that may be a shock to many of you. However, Moscow went from practically snowing to 90 degrees in the course of a couple of days. Wanting to seize the opportunity to lay a foundation tan for Maui, I proceeded to engage in outdoor sports shirtless for a few hours on Saturday. Because I'm Hebrew and my people are people of the sun, I figured I would brown right up. My figuring had some flaws. Mom, I know you're rolling your eyes.